WTF!?

Is it just me, or is it weird that, in every car that I've had (every being 3), my rearview mirror has fallen off? It can't just be coincidence, can it? And it's not like I hit the mirror and it fell off. No, I come out to the car, and there's the mirror, on the floor. You have to be kidding me. Plus, it's damn near impossible to put it back on yourself, which means I have to have it professionally done. More money I don't have. Stupid car...